On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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