love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize