don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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