he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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