We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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