Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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