I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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