My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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