at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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