HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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