Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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