Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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