So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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