That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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