it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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