After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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