we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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