i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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