just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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