Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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