oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The best revenge is premature balding
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
you made out with another girl for some wings
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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