She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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