Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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