i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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