i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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