How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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