I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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