My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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