You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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