Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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