The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
How does one acquire holy water?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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