? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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