kristin has been a bad kristin
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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