White coat. Heels.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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