i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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