Do you still have your period?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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