Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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