Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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