I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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