sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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