Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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