bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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