Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My pussy is not your playground.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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