"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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