My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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