That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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