I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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