It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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