Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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