After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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