If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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