doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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