Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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